We all know how easy it is to get caught in the heat of the moment. Remembering--or even justifying condom usage when you're mid-act seems almost impossible! Here are a few tips on how to protect yourself.
Is your best friend exploring both sides of the fields, and it’s making you feel a tad uncomfortable? O.T.T.A is here
With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, you don’t want to miss your chance to snag a date with a total hottie. TTO has chosen ten pick up lines that you should never use! In all seriousness, these pick up lines couldn’t work on a girl if Brad Pitt said them.
Do you feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of stick thin girls and you’re the only one around with more hips? Don’t worry, because you’re not the only one.
You can feel it coming--your assignments are being taken over, your hours get cut...Find out how to handle the ax gracefully.
Parenting groups are calling Skins the most dangerous program...ever. What time is it on again?
What's up in the world this week? Read Long Story Short to find out!
The Canadian pop star's latest single has dropped. Video inside.
The Guys Guide to Meeting the Parents
Meeting the girl's parents? Here's some tips on how to impress them and be a part of the circle of trust in the family.
What's causing your hair to fall out when you're still a teen? Otta answers!
Music Review: Time For Some Yummy, Delicious, Cake!
Frontman John McCrea said "Showroom of Compassion" would be "very different" in comparison to other Cake albums. We call bullshit.
Chris Colfer gives some sage advice to struggling gay youth in his acceptance speech during last night's Golden Globe ceremony. His performance as Kurt Hummel in the well-loved Glee series landed him the award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role. Watch the video!
You Will Probably F*cking Die This Week
There is a 100% chance that you will die. 100%.
Only one way to make bank. Get a job. Easier said than done, right? Especially when you've never had one before.
With so few instructions and so many terms, figuring out Twitter can be difficult. Luckily, TTO is here to define the basics.
The Best Thing on the Internet: Absolute Nonsense
This is amazing. Dude walks up to random strangers and, with complete confidence, drags them into conversations that make...absolutely no sense. Observe.
College is a time for you to grow, but is it also a time for you grow away from your best friend? Otta is here to help.
The Guys Guide to What Not To Order on A Date
It's your first date and she wants to go out to eat. Where do you think you can take her? Check out this guide to what to avoid ordering when you go out to eat. When it comes to the taco: Just Say No.
We grew up with her "sweet niblets" and now she's leaving us? Upon who will we place our envy of fake hair extensions? Who will teach us the difference between marijuana and salivia? Who will teach us the Hoe Down Throw Down? The world mourns.
John Green's senior prank is a two-part saga consisting of a "fake prank" to lull the administration into a false sense of security. The second prank...will blow your mind.
In the tradition of fellow rich-for-no-reason celebs, Kim is gearing up to release her first pop song. Start practicing your cringe, ladies.
This week on TTO's "Long Story Short": a week of shockers! Read on to find out what the world's been talking about.
Jenelle Evans, 16 & Pregnant, Arrested. Shocking.
Breaking and entering, drug possession, incurable stupidity and stubbornness makes Jenelle number one on our list of anti-teen role models.
Don’t know what movie to rent for a cozy night on the couch with your significant other? TTO will provide you with ten movies that you can’t go wrong with.
Hey New Yorkers, recognize this guy? YouTube sensation and upcoming pop artist, Jackson Harris is making hearts throb across the country.
The Situation Can Write?
Want to learn everything about creeping, tanning, and fist pumping? Check out The Situation’s hilarious guide on how to do just that at the Jersey Shore.
THE SKY IS FALLING. THE SKY IS FALLING. THE FISH ARE DYING. You are allowed to panic.
TMZ Reporter Interviews Amber Portwood…While She Tries on Boots.
Our favorite Teen Mom is at it again. Amber says she learned a lot from her 24 hours in jail, and doesn't want to go back!
Long Story Short: Your Weekly World News Update for 12/26-12/31
There are plans galore in this week's edition of LSS: one to stop bullying, one to save Social Security, and one plan--or should I say, scam--that landed one tricky kid a spot at Harvard.

