Jordan Edmond

Kourtney and Khloe take Miami didn’t disappoint this season and judging from the premier episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s we’re going to be more addicted to this continuing saga than ever before.

This season started off with Kourtney and Khloe take Miami’s aftermath. As usual Kourtney was busy trying to juggle her never-been-stable relationship with Scott, and Khloe’s unmitigated disgust for said baby daddy. It seems that this back and forth act with Kourtney and Scott is far too old for the family but Kourtney is determined to make it work. They even went to visit the psychologist and Scott, as per usual, acted like he just couldn’t understand why Kourtney’s family did anything but welcome him with open arms. Still a douche bag.

Meanwhile on the other end of the Kardashian radar Kim has finally moved into her new home and decided to… no wait, Kris decided to have a housewarming party. Although Kim allowed it, she was not at all happy. Drinks got spilled and poor Kimberly had a crazy OCD attack as she frantically scrubbed red wine from her sofa pillows. Right on cue– and as Kris played beer pong– Bruce came to save the day! With his sentimental speech about making memories, Bruce had us all saying, “aww” and then wondering how the hell such a loving normal guy; (emphasis on normal) got caught up with such a demented crew.

Still, who would the Kardashian family be if they weren’t so unhinged? With the youngest girls all grown up, Kourtney homeless, Rob still impeding on Khloe and hubby’s personal space, Kim discovering Clorox, Kris meddling in everyone’s business, and Bruce trying to hold it all together (gasp for air!) this season will have our eyes glued to the screen.

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