Etan Berkowitz

Oh god this video is mean.

You know would have never watched this video if the scared child in the seat wasn’t a quivering mass of digested Twinkies.   For some reason, watching portly persons doing something has a piqued level of interest.  But it is a grotesque interest.  Much like Fat Kid on a Rollercoaster’s counterpart, Susan Boyle people were only interested in her for being ugly.  Hey, I’m not mean!  I know what you’re thinking, I’m a douche.  Well you might be right, but not about Susan Boyle!  People were only surprised that her voice was angelic because the body that inhabited that voice was a homely old lady from whatthehell England.  You know you were expecting her to sound horrible, admit it!