Etan Berkowitz

I hate Waldo.

He’s stupid for getting lost in so many exotic places.  With this video, I hate Matt.  Why can’t I get to go to so many awesome places?  Matt just won the lottery/laundered money/killed his spouse and has gained the means to travel the world.  Much to the chagrin of white people everywhere, Matt has spread the disease of White People Dance to every corner of the globe.  Imagine being in a secluded region of Sri Lanka, having an ordinary day when you see a white burst of light flailing on the horizon.  What could it be?  You walk over and you realize you’re seeing your first pale-skinned foreigner.  And it happens to be dancing.  Thank you Matt for spreading wanderlust and the stereotype of white people being horrible dancers.