Everyone knows that if she were a good friend, she’d take you with her. After all, leaving your best friend to go somewhere as insignificant as college for four whole years is kind of a jerk thing to do.

Soothe your disappointment by giving her a token of guilt and remembrance in this perfect little fill-in gift book, Take Me With You: Off-to-College Advice, From One Chick to Another.

Take-Me-With-You will remind your BFF about the good times, the bad times, and the empty, forlorn times ahead of her without you.

Honestly, though, Take-Me-With-You is a great gift from one friend to another. It’ll keep her from dwelling on homesick feelings, inspire her to try new things, and won’t let her forget about her social connections back in her hometown.

Whatever, it’s not like you care.

You probably have like three acquaintances just brimming with friendly potential. That’ll show her.